A Ginger’s View on Gingers

[Note from HoeSalad.com - this featured article was heavily edited by our staff due to the fact gingers cannot spell and have terrible grammar. However, some errors may remain because of the awful condition of the original post. Here, we bring you an inside look on how red heads (gingers) view their race and the rest of society. From the mind of a ginger. Do your best to comprehend, if you can!]

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Ginger on Gingers…..

A Red Head in the New Testament of Bro is now known as a Ginger. A Ginger is a vile creature scavenging the windows of innocent home owners for hot tits and easy pickings. Gingers have a class system that is unknown to the regular man.

Class A: A flaming fire pubescent ginger with the deepest and most true color of red on the top of their head. Fire pubes that are unmatched to any other Gingers created by the Ginger god. Also almost all Gingers have increased level of Testosterone aka why they are so horny all the time. So there for, they must also be massive and jacked or they cannot be considered class A.

Class B: A ginger with red hair and red pubes, but lacks the luster of a Class A. But still must be just as jacked or they can eff off.

Class C: A lack of luster is obvious here, including the pubes. The muscles are more ripped instead of jacked therefore making them more of a pussy then most.

Class D: A true sign of fading occurs in all seasons. Not just the summer when it lightens a little. Therefore making a Class D almost an outcast, but still ripped.

Class E: A Ginger that has tried hair products to make his hair more ginger, or is shaving the hair off except only the darkest of his ginger hair. FUCK BAGS! Lacking in all muscle growth areas, honestly what are you doing with your life.

Class F: You can basically just go fuck yourself. Your hair is fading, you have no muscles except maybe your thumbs because all you do is sit on them. You’re basically not even a ginger. You’re the untouchables of our clan. The lepers of our world, you should probably just kill yourself.

Ginger’s are a special breed, and are a dying race. We must all stick together to end the discriminatory and derogatory gestures, words, looks, ETC! If the blacks can win their freedom, and the woman can come out of the kitchen, we should be able to live life like regular people, except with our ginger perks on the side. People know we are better then them in almost every way. So of course they are afraid and are jealous. We must stick together to win this fight! We must procreate with only each other, strengthening our race and multiplying it sufficiently. Let our window creeping and our strength be our weapons! Let us stand up for our freedom, our rights, and enforce our superiority on the world!

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