Let’s face it, everyone wants to bang their friend’s hot mom. Not only is your friend’s mom smoking hot, but you will be able to rub it into your bro’s face the rest of his life. Here is what you have to do.
How to Accomplish the Task
The first thing that you are going to need to do is start talking to the mom. Ask her if you can help her out with any chores around the house. She will appreciate this. Try to do this when your friend is off doing something else, and make sure to tell her you will make her dinner. The mom in question will love it that you are doing the cooking for her. Be sure to clean the dishes. You are going to want to make a habit of doing this like this so your MILF becomes accustomed to you. Much like a deer becoming used to a hunter in their habitat.
Once you have accomplished these asks, give the MILF a massage. Everyone loves massages, especially hot MILFs. The point of his step is to initiate physical contact. If you can get your best friend alcohol involved, this is even easier. Make sure you display confidence in all steps. Banging from this point is very easy. Just be sure to have lots of lube because some cougars might have a crusty vag. You can do the rest!
Note: Hiding a camera could be useful so you can show your friends when you blow a load on your bros mom.
Things you will need: Balls, sweet talking skills, a mom.
Reasons to Justify Banging Your Friends Mom
1. You will always be able to make your friend feel like shit
2. Your MILF will teach you many new things
3. The MILF will likely be a good cook and can make you food
4. You will have more street creds then you know what to do with
5. Banging your friend’s mom is manly as fuck
6. Your dick will be happy
Your bro will probably hate you forever and your mom will become a target for retaliation. Also, other friends may be reluctant to let you come over in fear of their mom being slayed
Banging your ex-girl friends mom – an overall perfect idea. Nothing says “fuck you” quite like banging their mom. Worth it even if she isn’t that good looking
Banging a random mom – not as good because you can’t brag as much. Still epic.
-SteamyDeuce, MILF Hunter apprentice
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