Different Uses For Titties

Titties have two main functions in life, and that is to be looked at and be played with. However, unknown to many, titties actually have many other useful applications to the human race! The only problem with boobies is the fact that they are attached to bitches which makes them unpredictable. Despite the drawback, here are some uses for teetons!

One of the most important uses for a slam piece’s fun bags is to warm your cold hands. Your girl might complain about her nipples being cold, but who cares. At least your hands will be warm. You can also warm your wang, and face if so desired. Useful in survival situations in locations such as Alaska, Siberia, and Iceland.

Proper Hand Placement

Another important use is as a flotation device. Tits that are less than D’s are not sufficent for this use. To use, simply grab and hold. Pros: comfortable hand grip, no need to wait for inflation, easily visible to rescue personnel (in emergency situations.) Cons: The titties may be self-conscious for no reason and may complain a lot.

These will keep several men afloat

Opening your beer bottle is a perfect use for Babylons! Most girls cannot to this because they are pussies (not their fault,) and because they do not have the type of rack to accomplish it. Luckily, some women have the tools and the skill set to do this . Check it out for yourself!

Not only tits open your beer, but they can hold them! Warning: boobs may become cold and hand warming capabilities may become temporarily compromised. Also, beer may become warm. For temporary use only!

Very useful

Have you ever been sleepy, but haven’t had a pillow nearby? Try a pair of knockers! Now, they do vary in firmness, and finding the right breasts for your sleeping preferences might take some time, but they are usually quite comfortable.

This fuck is a pussy and didn't use real tits!

 

Arguably the most impresssive use for jugs is crushing cans. This requires massive tits. Make sure to keep hands and legs clear of boobs while in motion!

Tit myth: Tits should not be used to feed your manly son. Feed the little fuck muscle milk.

Hopefully you learned something from this article. Remember, there are many more uses for tits, but I listed some of the most useful ones so you can use them whenever you see fit! If you think of any other uses for tits, post them in the comments section.

SteamyDeuce, Tit Monger

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