Pick-Up Lines That Will Get You Beaver. Guaranteed!

Girls are like tuna in the sea, ready to be snagged by your fishing nets. Here are some pickup lines that will get you knee deep in the muff.

You could score all these babes at once if you use these lines!

The Lines

If I flip a coin, what are my chances of getting head?

My dick just died. Would you mind if I buried it in your ass?

Have you ever kissed a rabbit between the ears? [Pull your pockets inside out] Would you like to?

Hey babe, how about a pizza and a fuck? [No] What’s wrong, don’t you like pizza?

Mount Rushmore

Your tits remind me of Mount Rushmore. My face should be among them.

Is that a keg in your pants? Because I’d love to tap that ass.

Do you want to floss your teeth with my pubes?

(Use index finger to call someone over then say) I made you come with one finger, imagine what I could do with my whole hand.

Nice shoes, wanna fuck?

Oh, you’re a bird watcher. [Pull out your dick] Well, would you take this for a swallow?

Since we’ve been told to reduce waste these days, what you say we use these condoms in my pocket before they expire?

This guy is using one of these pick up lines!

I wish you were a screen door, so I could slam you all day long!

My dick’s been feeling a little dead lately. Wanna give it some mouth-to-mouth?

If I washed my dick, would you suck it? [No] Oh, so you like to suck dirty dicks.

That outfit would look great in a crumpled heap next to my bed.

There are 208 bones in the human body. How would you like one more?

(Look down at your crotch) It’s not just going to suck itself.

You have a beautiful voice. I bet it would sound even better muffled by my penis.

If I’m a pain in your ass… We can just add more lubricants.

Wanna see my nob?

Roses are red, pussies are too,  so open yours up, and I’ll give you some goo!

You will bet laid if you use these lines. 100% guaranteed!

-SteamyDeuce, not pulling out since 1921

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