Sometimes your balls get especially wrinkly in the heat of the summer, and you loose that smooth feeling that you love. Not only are you balls no longer smooth, but your ball sweat can cause excessive itching. The irritation can be unbearable. Fortunately, there is a solution. Johnson & Johnson spent years and billions of dollars to cure this horrible aliment, and what they came up with was a powerful mix of chemicals (Talc, Parfum, Benzyl Benzoate, Coumarin, Citronellol, Geraniol, Benzyl Alcohol, Limonene, Linalool and Benzyl Salicylate.) This product is more commonly called baby powder because of its use on babies behinds.
Okay so your balls itch, here is what to do. Put some baby powder on the palm of your hand like this
The trick is to use a nice dusting. Too much powder will leave a mess, but don’t skimp. Your balls come first and foremost! Rub your balls with your hand gently after getting out of the shower and drying. Feel free to get the scrotal region as well. If your balls are in a huge amount of pain, you can try sprinkling the powder instead of applying directly like this
This is not a preferred method because it isn’t as thorough, and misses a lot of the scrotum. However, it is very useful if the testicles are massively inflamed. Once you are done with spreading the powder, use a hair drier to remove powder. If you don’t have a hair drier available, try to brush the excess off yourself, or have a bro help with the powder removal. Remember, your balls will smell great now too!
Men, I wish your balls the best!
-SteamyDeuce, Guardian of Balls and Scrotum
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