Your Bitch is Ugly, and You Didn’t Even Know It!

All the bros over at HoeSalad would agree that Kim Kardashian is one sexy skittle bitch (for those less female-derogatory-term familiar, this is defined as “a female who is annoying and who tends to wear multi-colored clothing.“) Don’t take our word for it, though. Check out this famous skittle bitch below: (side note, be expecting some term definitions after the bold words…you, as our reader, are brain-dead and we figured we’d try to educate you a teeny little bit throughout the course of this post!)

Although Kim may enjoy wearing obnoxiously loud and colorful threads, you can’t deny the simple fact that she is a slammin’ bonerette (a boner-inducing brunette).  Skittle bitch bonerettes are hott, yes, but…are they?  The HoeSalad team’s world was flipped upside down when Kim was exposed without makeup. This bitch is ugly, and we didn’t even know it!

Warning: with and without makeup shots ahead. This may make your eyes bleed.

What…the fuck. We did a little bit of digging, and we came up with one simple conclusion.  Your pussnugget is probably the same way. In fact, it’s the same for the entire female race, guaranteed. You won’t be able to look at your girl the same way again. Your bitch is ugly, and you didn’t even know it! Sorry for the news flash, but your horn probably needs a break anyway.

Once again, don’t take our word for it. Check out these famous celebs as just a small example of the poor, disgraceful, butt-ugly female population! Woo!

There you have it, gentlemen. When you are finally mentally prepared to expose the true colors of your sausage wallet (we recommend re-reading this post at least three times before you consider yourself ready), sneak over to her house when she is least expecting you. Your Ku Klux Kunt is bound to look like a train-wreck. We’re sorry you had to see that.

Sincerely, and apologeticly,

HoeSalad’s very own ChudMonkey.

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