Grandma always did have the best recipes. You loved her macaroni noodle casserole, chicken pot pies, and of course, grandma’s famous chocolate chip cookies. What you never thought you would love were grandma’s homemade, back to basics, sexual pleasure lubrication recipes. These recipes have been in my family for generations, and for the first time, I am sharing them with the rest of the world!
Grandma’s Recipes
Creamy Day-Old Soup -
Ingredients: day-old soup, butter
- Take two cups of old soup and put it into a medium sauce pan
- Set heat to low and let simmer
- Add three sticks of butter
- Remove from heat after butter is melted
- Stir until thick and creamy
Notes: Grandpa loves this when my vag gets all crusty!
Serve at room temperature
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Moldy Meatloaf - Delicious, warm and creamy dish with chunks of meat
Ingredients: old meatloaf (mold is fine), ketchup, Greektown seasoning, parsley, bacon grease
- Dice meatloaf into cubes around one inch squared and put into large casserole dish
- Add ketchup and mash, pour off any extra juices
- Add Greektown seasoning and parsley for flavor
- Add four table spoons of bacon grease
- Put in oven preheated to 375 degrees for thirty five minutes
- Remove and let stand for five minutes before using
Love this for anal sex. The chunks of warm meat, combined with the bacon grease give a very pleasurable feel. Grandpa loves it when I penetrate him with this too!
Notes: Refrigerate after use!
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Cream Cheese a la Bunghole
Ingredients: Cream cheese, powdered sugar, grandpa’s hair ass
- Apply cream cheese to grandpa’s ass crack and into rectum
- Sprinkle powdered sugar on grandpa’s behind
- Eat at room temperature
Great simple recipe that grandpa loves! His favorite is when I eat every last morsel of cheese!
Notes: Simply delish!
Thank you grandma for all the things you did. Especially coming up with all those recipes! The Great Depression really lead to some great innovation for homemade lube recipes!
-SteamyDeuce, Lover of food
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