Playing Dirty Scrabble is fun for a little while. Even more fun is playing actual Scrabble and trying to use as many filthy (or filthy-sounding) words as you can. What I like to do? Head down to the local old folk’ home (pardon me . . . Senior Living Community) and start up a rousing game of Scrabble, using as many nasty legal Scrabble words as I can. Hey, you gotta get joy where you can find it, right?
Here are my favorite dirty Scrabble words . . . words that are in the legal Scrabble playbook but are sure to put a blush on the cheek of even the most “experienced” Scrabble player.
Legal Slang Scrabble Words
Most of the legal slang words in Scrabble have to do with bodily functions. Enjoy them, in alphabetical order.
BADASSES / BADASSED
BALLSIER / BALLSIEST
BULLSHIT BULLSHITS BULLSHITTED BULLSHITTING
FART FARTED FARTING FARTS
PISS PISSED PISSES PISSING
SHIT SHAT SHITS SHITTED SHITTING
SHITTY SHITTIER SHITTIEST
Sexy Legal Scrabble Words
There aren’t nearly enough legal Scrabble words about sexual functions. Memorize the ones that are legal and ruin your grandmother’s next game night at the church bingo hall.
ASSHOLE / ASSHOLES
FRIG FRIGGED FRIGGING FRIGS
FUCK FUCKED FUCKING FUCKS
Racially Offensive Legal Scrabble Words
There are so many racially offensive Scrabble words that are legal for tournament play, you kind of wonder who put this game together? Adolf Hitler and David Duke? Here they are, in alphabetical order.
DAGO DAGOES DAGOS
FATSO FATSOES FATSOS
GOY GOYIM GOYS
JEW JEWED JEWING JEWS
Inexplicable Dirtyand Legal Scrabble Words
The following words were cut from the official Scrabble dictionary but are still legal for tournament play. Why were they cut? Who knows. They must be offensive to somebody. Learn these words and use them as a guaranteed catch-all to offend the otherwise
About the Author
Will Roby is the lead content writer for Scrabble Pages, where Scrabble is discussed, picked apart, and celebrated. Read more about all things Scrabble, including an article on how to buy Scrabble games for less.