Dirty (But Legal) Scrabble Words

Playing Dirty Scrabble is fun for a little while. Even more fun is playing actual Scrabble and trying to use as many filthy (or filthy-sounding) words as you can. What I like to do? Head down to the local old folk’ home (pardon me . . . Senior Living Community) and start up a rousing game of Scrabble, using as many nasty legal Scrabble words as I can. Hey, you gotta get joy where you can find it, right?

Here are my favorite dirty Scrabble words . . . words that are in the legal Scrabble playbook but are sure to put a blush on the cheek of even the most “experienced” Scrabble player.

Legal Slang Scrabble Words
Most of the legal slang words in Scrabble have to do with bodily functions. Enjoy them, in alphabetical order.

ARSE
BADASS
BADASSES / BADASSED
BALLSY
BALLSIER / BALLSIEST
BULLSHIT BULLSHITS BULLSHITTED BULLSHITTING
CRAPPER CRAPPERS
FART FARTED FARTING FARTS
FUCKUP FUCKUPS
MERDE MERDES
PEED PEEING
PISS PISSED PISSES PISSING
PISSER PISSERS
SHIT SHAT SHITS SHITTED SHITTING
SHITHEAD SHITHEADS
SHITTY SHITTIER SHITTIEST
TURD TURDS

Sexy Legal Scrabble Words
There aren’t nearly enough legal Scrabble words about sexual functions. Memorize the ones that are legal and ruin your grandmother’s next game night at the church bingo hall.

ASSHOLE / ASSHOLES
BAZOOMS
BLOWJOB BLOWJOBS
BOOBIE
CUNT CUNTS
DICKED DICKING
FRIG FRIGGED FRIGGING FRIGS
FUCK FUCKED FUCKING FUCKS
GANGBANG GANGBANGS
JISM JISMS
NOOKY NOOKIES
TWAT TWATS

Racially Offensive Legal Scrabble Words
There are so many racially offensive Scrabble words that are legal for tournament play, you kind of wonder who put this game together? Adolf Hitler and David Duke? Here they are, in alphabetical order.

COLOREDS
DAGO DAGOES DAGOS
DARKEY DARKEYS
DARKIE
DARKY DARKIES
DIKEY
DYKEY
FAGGOTRY FAGGOTRIES
FAGGOTY
FAGGY
FATSO FATSOES FATSOS
FUCKER FUCKERS
GOY GOYIM GOYS
GOYISH
GRINGO GRINGOS
HEBE HEBES
HONKEY HONKEYS
HONKIE
HONKY HONKIES
HUNKIES
JESUIT JESUITS
JESUITIC
JESUITRIES JESUITRY
JEW JEWED JEWING JEWS
JIGABOO JIGABOOS
KIKE KIKES
LEZ LEZZES
LEZZIE LEZZIES
LEZZY
LIBBER LIBBERS
NANCE NANCES
NANCY NANCIES
NIGGER NIGGERS
POOFS
POOFTAH POOFTAHS
POOFTER POOFTERS
POOFY
REDNECK REDNECKS
REDSKIN REDSKINS
SHEENEY SHEENEYS
SHEENIE SHEENIES
SHEGETZ SHKOTZIM
SHICKSA SHICKSAS
SHIKSA SHIKSAS
SHIKSE SHIKSES
SPIC SPICS
SPICK SPICKS
SPIK SPIKS
SQUAW SQUAWS
TOMMED TOMMING
WETBACK WETBACKS
WHITEYS
WHITIES
WOP WOPS
YID YIDS

Inexplicable Dirtyand Legal Scrabble Words
The following words were cut from the official Scrabble dictionary but are still legal for tournament play. Why were they cut? Who knows. They must be offensive to somebody. Learn these words and use them as a guaranteed catch-all to offend the otherwise
unoffendable.

BOCHE BOCHES
BUCKRA BUCKRAS
BUBBY BUBBIES
COMSYMP COMSYMPS
HAOLE HAOLES
MICK MICKS
NITCHIE NITCHIES
OFAY OFAYS
PAPIST PAPISTS
PAPISTIC
PAPISTRY PAPISTRIES
POM POMS
POMMIE POMMIES
POMMY
POOVE POOVES
POPERY POPERIES
POPISH
POPISHLY
SKIMO SKIMOS
WOG WOGS

About the Author
Will Roby is the lead content writer for Scrabble Pages, where Scrabble is discussed, picked apart, and celebrated. Read more about all things Scrabble, including an article on how to buy Scrabble games for less.